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20 simple rules of living

Sat Feb 9, 2008, 7:36 AM
#1. Don't you ever say no if she wants to kiss you infront of your friends.
If they laugh it's only because they're jealous.

#2. Don't be afraid to touch her if you want to.
If she's together with you that's because she want's to be with you.

#3. Never cheat on someone. It might seem as "nobody will ever know" but girls tell everything to everyone.
She will find out and then, you're screwed !

#4. Never miss an opportunity to tell her how beautiful she is.

#5. If she hits you hard, then you deserve it.

#6. If you're not having sex with her, dont tell your friends that you have.

#7. You can be a little dirty with her in private, it's true.
Most girls accually like it.

#8. Always make sure that she gets home as safely as you possibly can. If you drop her off somewhere, walk her all the way to the door. If you're not, call her and make sure she have gotten home safely.

#9. If some guy makes her feel uncomfortable, it's your duty to beat him up, or atleast talk to the gerk.

#10. If you're talking to some of your girl friends, hold her a bit tighter to make her feel more to the center.

#11. Go on a girly movie every now and then. She doesn't care if you like it or not, it only matters that you went with her.

#12. Always listen to what she has to say. It means more than you think.

#13. Don't got crazy when she's having her period. It makes her feel really bad, be reasonable.

#14. If you're offically a couple and you're introducing her to your friends, make damn sure you're introducing her as your girlfriend.

#15. Don't get stressed up about where to go, if you're going on a date. She accually just wants to be with you.

#16. If she's saying it hurts somewhere. Gently massage her without having her ask for it.

#17. If you don't love her, don't be with her. Dont let it wait and let her discover it. It'll hurt more if you're pushing it.

#18. Girls are fragile.
Even if you're play-fighting/wrestling, be careful.

#19. Memorize her birthday for gods sake!
- Your life depends on it.

#20. When you've been together for a while, remember that she really trusts you. When you have a girlfriend that really trusts you, you've got a much greater resposiblility, and more control than you imagine. Most guys would kill for such control, and it can be ruined within a nano-second.

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Hai! :wave: Thanks for the visit on my page :aww: Are you a friend of Linus?

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Hi there!

Well, first of all, sorry for replying so late - my excuse is that I'm the worst there is when it comes to checking my dA account, plus that I've been gone during christmas and new year.


Now to the reply itself:
No problem, thank YOU for visiting MY page :D
And yes, I see myself as a friend of Linus :D :D
Ah, okay :giggle: No worries. I was just wondering, since I've seen you around his page before and stuff, and thus thought that you must have noticed me through the same means :aww: You're welcome. Nice to meet you n' stuff.

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Oh, so you imply that I've been noticed? O.o

I'm flattered <3
Well, in a way :XD: Whenever I notice someone new in my page traffic, I usually visit them back and wonder how they managed to find me =P I figured you must be Linus' friend, so I thught it would be nice to say hi :aww:

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